Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It’s okay, they’re a metaphor.
i am eternally confused as to why the brothers have been gifted with a gigantic bunker but they inexplicably choose to leave cas in motel rooms like what about sleepovers and films and hot chocolate and falling asleep on the couch together
the tables have turned.
Some people don’t have an open mind, and when I was traveling to different places I think I found it hard to enjoy things. You know, I come from a great city where there are lots of things happening, and if you end up in a small town where you don’t have all those things you can feel the difference. Somewhere along the way, though, I think I learned to appreciate the difference.
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
Europe according to penis size
Right so booking a ticket to france…
bread changed my life
i want to be one of those really fit people that go to the gym everyday and eat healthy salads but im just one of those people that lay in bed all day with a packet of chips watching t.v shows 24/7
me when writing an essay
so i tried to pull an april fools joke on my mom and
me to supernatural: [bastille voice] how am I gonna be an optimist about this
me to supernatural: [bastille voice continued] does it almost feel like you’ve been here before
what is a sex drive where is the sex going does it even have a license