if you have school tomorrow
I'm in school right now fucking kill me
i am so sorry
hang in there bud
reason for divorce: i asked them what’s up and they said the sky
Student: can I please use the bathroom?
Teachers: why are you taking your bag?
This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.
It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it
nine: don’t wander off
ten: don’t wander off
eleven: don’t wander off
"When you need to stop an asteroid, you get Superman. When you need to solve a mystery, you call Batman. But when you need to end a war, you get Wonder Woman."
Gail Simone, Wonder Woman: The Circle
[meets sebastian stan] you know what? you’re just a….you know„you’re a goddamn….ok alright listen you piece of…..*sighs* shit man you’re just a really good person….you alright? hope you’re doing well
do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands
no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS
AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM MORE LIKE
since it’s evident that the tracks from This is us have been changed in a higher pitch, here’s Harry’s real voice.
and it’s 3737248349393 times better.
"My nights are for overthinking, my mornings are for oversleeping."
— (via escapably)
never skip leg day
you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like