Sleep with my thoughts, dance on my views

disneyisforall:

The four times she sings the song as an adult in the movie

“Your winner, and still the champion, The Blind Bandit!”

Nerd Girl Confession:

dinogatorr:

nerdgirlconfessions:

I find to hard to believe that every character who ever digs up a grave does so in a perfect rectangle.

im looking at you dean Winchester.

mycroftsmindtardis:

the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

i love how they all have individual names instead of a common surname but collectively they are The Ponds. 

chekhov:

In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know

She read some examples

The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”

The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”

romangod:

yourmy—wonderwall:

romangod:

why can’t jason grace just fly down into tartarus, close the doors, grab percy and annabth, and get the hell out of there im in lets take a vote

Nico, the son of the death god, could barley survive tartarus, he said the pull was immensely strong, even for him. So how do you expect Jason to fly down there, overpowering the gravitational pull one of the most powerfully beings ever, grab two people and fly out?

hungryhowie:

saying “ow” when you get hit in a video game

snlofficial:

when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is

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ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

orangewave:

people who act like tumblr is this big unique group of people who are all in fandoms and there are 3 big special fandoms and there are vegans and hipsters who are evil and we’re on this special website that nobody else knows about
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derpycats:

My cat makes this face when you even slightly pet her head.

derpycats:

My cat makes this face when you even slightly pet her head.